Mini skirt = recession???

Salam...did u guys read the newspaper today, if I'm not mistaken, in MEGA, Utusan Malaysia, stated that mini skirt will be d most feverish trend coming June, due to recession??? Serious? What is the link between mini skirt and recession? The news reported that, due to recession, women wanted to save money buying more fabrics to make longer clothes...ahahahaha....very funny! Sejuk dan jimat di dunia...akhirat??? Siapalah tahu kan...